Crystal Metheny, 36, was arrested in June 2014 for shooting a "missile" into a vehicle, according to records from the Polk County Sheriff's Office in Florida. (According to Florida law, a "missile" can be defined as "a stone or other hard substance," so she wasn't necessarily launching rockets into passing cars.)

Metheny was eventually released on $5000 bond, but her story doesn't end there. Jezebel's Mark Shrayber writes that he called the Polk County Sheriff's Office to confirm that this was indeed Metheny's real name, and not an alias. When he expressed his amazement over the moniker, a sheriff's office spokeswoman, identified only as Linda, told him, "Sir, this is Florida. We have a lot of interesting names here."
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A woman with the most Florida name ever is arrested for firing a missile into a car