In February 2015, cops in Tallahassee claim that Jared Simpson, 24, tried to pay a bar tab with a rock, and then made a bogus bomb threat.

Simpson visited the 4th Quarter Bar & Grill and rung up a $10 tab. When it came time to pay up, he allegedly tried to get the bartender to accept a rock as payment. After the woman decided that a stone wasn't legal tender, Simpson responded by throwing a ripped-up dollar bill at her and saying he "would pay [her] in other ways."
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The man who made a bomb threat after offering to pay his bar tab with a rock