In January 2015, John Balmer, 50, was arrested for methamphetamine and marijuana possession at a Kmart department store in Hudson, Florida, according to the Pasco County Sherriff's Office.
Balmer was line at Kmart, sporting a black T-shirt reading "WHO NEEDS DRUGS? No, seriously, I have drugs," when in walked a sheriff's deputy. This apparently fed Balmer's sense of generosity, because he turned to the person behind him and tried to hand them what the arrest report calls a "bag of green leafy substance."
Oddly, that person had no need for a "bag of green leafy substance" in the presence of law enforcement, so Balmer, 50, proceeded to the checkout, where he deposited the "bag of green leafy substance" on the ground while he paid.
Balmer declined comment after his arrest, but his shirt spoke a thousand words.
The man who wore an "I have drugs" shirt that was busted for drugs